July 25, 2010

The Bro Code

The Bro Code Book can be seen as a living document, much like the Constitution. Besides that rather than outlining a federal government, or the Bill of Rights, or nearly anything even resembling laws and regulations, The Bro Code supplies blokes with every one of the rules they will need to learn in order to turn into a real bro and of course behave appropriately amongst other bros.

Dating from the U.S. Revolution, The Bro Code Book has never been published before. Few actually know of its publication, and the code, until today, has been vocally communicated amongst those in the bro. Featuring approximately 150 unspoken guidelines, this very important code of conduct for all bros can range from the basic (bros before hoes) to the complicated (the hot-to-crazy ratio for example, complete with bar graphics and charts). With valuable bros The Bro Code Book will certainly help any regular male turn into the greatest bro he can be. Allow ultimate bro and writer Barney Stinson with his book, The Bro Code share their knowledge, lest you be found doing eye contact in a devil’s three-way (two men).

Sample Rules from the Bro Code: Article One: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or even musical. Article fifty-three: A Bro will, when possible, offer his best Bro with prophylactic protection. Article 57: A Bro may not theorize about the predicted Bro / chick relation of a party or even venue without initially revealing the present-time witnessed proportion. Article seventy-seven: A Bro in no way yowls.

Barney Stinson works at a NY firm, and regularly suits up to assist his lovelorn and altogether slow bro Ted Mosby. Essentially the neatest man ever, B. Stinson has been opposed to the Fonz - but Barney is much much more brilliant. Stinson lives in NYC, NY - and shows up every week on the hit CBS show HIMYM together with his close friends Ted, Robin, Lily and Marshall.

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